The Dude's Story

Est. In The Shed • Lincolnia, VA

Not a Robot. Not a Franchise.

It started with a simple frustration: Spending hundreds on skates and thousands on ice time, only to have the game ruined by a bad sharpening from a kid looking at his phone. We built this shop to fix that.

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The Story The Process The Mission FAQ

Solid Steel. Honest Work.

The Sharpening Dude wasn't built in a boardroom. It was built on a workbench. I stripped away the marketing gimmicks and focused on the physics.

I realized that sharpening isn't a chore; it’s a craft. It’s the only connection between you and the ice. If that connection is off, your game is off. So I made one decision that drives everything we do: I’d rather do fewer sharpenings and do them right, than do a thousand and guess.

The Craftsman's Code

  • We Measure, We Don't Guess: Every edge is checked with precision gauges.
  • Hand-Finished: Automatic machines are fast, but they lack feel. I control the pressure, the pass speed, and the final hone.
  • Education First: I don't just grind steel; I explain *why* a certain hollow or profile works for your stride.

The Mission: Seek 1st

This shop exists to support the game we love. Through our Seek 1st initiative, a portion of every sharpening goes back into the community—helping players who can’t afford gear get on the ice. When you book time on my bench, you help grow the game.

Workflow

"My job is simple: make your skates feel predictable — so your game can be unpredictable."

What to Expect

1
The Intake We talk hollows, profiles, and what issues you're feeling on the ice.
2
The Inspection We check for nicks, bent steel, and uneven wear before we grind.
3
The Grind Precision passes. Consistent pressure. Hand-honed finish.
4
The Verify Checked with the gauge to ensure square edges.
Have a question? Text me before you book.
(301) 660-7321

From The Bench (FAQ)

Do you use automatic machines?
No. We believe in hand-finished control. Robots can't feel the steel or adjust for unique wear patterns. We do it the old school way.
What if I don't know my hollow?
That’s normal. We’ll look at your weight, position, and skating style to recommend a starting point. Then we adjust based on your feedback.
Do you sharpen Figure Skates?
Yes. We treat figure blades with the same precision as hockey steel. We respect the toe pick and the specific geometry of the blade.
Can I just drop them off?
You can, but we prefer appointments so you aren't waiting. If you have a team bag (5+ pairs), please text us first to arrange a drop-off time.

Ready to get on the bench?

You aren't just a ticket number here. You're a player. Let's make sure you have the best edge on the ice.

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